In our travels so far, we have been enlighten by a number of humerous situations. We would like to pass this advice on in the form of an evergrowing list of practical travel tips.
Never wear new shoes when walking long distances
After sitting in the shade for 10 years, its wise to wear sunscreen before venturing onto the beach
When swimming in the nile, remember not all floating logs are floating logs.
To avoid embarrasing situations, always carry small denominations of currency when checking into hotels.
When being a single female and traveling into a Muslim country, do not present yourself at customs wearing a tent top.
When in a taxi and the driver would like to change the agreed fare, just mention “police”
